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Strap Up Your Style: The Ultimate Neck Companion.

Alright folks, feast your eyes on this! You think you know what this is You're probably wrong. This ain't just some *thing*, this is a portal. A key. A secret handshake with awesome. It's got more personality than your last ex and more functionality than your current phone. Need to spice up your life Buy this. Want to impress the in-laws Buy this. Just wanna feel good about existing Buy this. Seriously, you won't regret it. Unless you don't buy it. Then you'll regret it forever. So, yeah, get on it. Let's make some magic happen.